Politely decline partaking in the consumption of da pussy if its unkept
This is my old band’s bandcamp
My friend posted on facebook that “angelfood cake was designed by satan”. I immediately visualized the image you see before you and needed to see it manifested immediately.
tricks are not the fucking same anymore. and it is not okay
Pffft. So what? Who the hell eats Trix? I sure as hell don’t. I may not be vegan, but I sure as hell don’t need blatant animal cruelty in my cereal. That’s not the note on which I’d like to start my day every morning.
Until they give the rabbit some cereal, I’m going to stick with a cruelty-free breakfast/late night snack/dinner when my mom makes something I hate.
I reblogged this for the eight year old in me. You see I was about that age when I started feeling very adamant about the fact that it is straight fucked up the way those asshole kids treat that rabbit. Yes, he is deceitful. Yes, he masquerades as a cotton candy vendor/zookeeper/plumber all for the sake of his fix.
But I have two bones to pick with the advertising campaign.
Where and how did this “trixter” rabbit come into contact with trix in the first place? What conniving sadist would feed sugar-cereal to one of natures beautiful creaures knowing full well that he was effectively condemning him to a life of fraud and identity crises? That dude was worse than any meth dealer. At least tweakers arent ridiculed as being “silly” on national television.
TWO: Not only would I not be deterred from buying trix, were the rabbit to be kindly offered a bowl by those holier-than-thou-art brats- I would, in fact, have a vastly increased interest in grabbing a box myself, saying: “ya know what. this is a cereal that preaches equality. And that is a cereal for me.
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
That’s Andy Samberg in the Jizz in my Pants music video……
no it’s not it’s someone dying while having an MRI scan
No, you moron. It is him in a video. Look it up.
no you’re wrong this is an MRI scan
Yeah dude, lemunplej is totes right. MRI. the hell are YOU talkin ‘bout bro? Andy Sanders? sperm in my shorts? I looked it up bro, got nothin. yous trollin.